Why Men Wear Underpants

Be it briefs, jocks, pants, etc., well, sometimes you wonder why men wear undies, considering that they wear trousers and are expected to be satisfied with that coverage. So While it is true that some men wear Underpants for ostensibly valid reasons,  most wear undies because they don’t know any better or any different, while it also  depends on personal preferences.

According to an opinion poll sampled by Quora, an online platform and reproduced by punchng.com,  here are men’s opinion about wearing  underpants. Some respondents are of the view that most underwear for men will tend to bunch up their “stuff” or wad things up in a “pouch” or sock or smother it in excessive cloth. None of these is truly healthy for man parts, respondents say.

A respondent who had a beef with wearing underpants says, “Take the scrotum. It’s really a totally underestimated, under-appreciated bodily organ. Look at it hanging there outside and away from your body. Especially look at it when you’ve just stepped out of a hot shower …notice how it hangs well away from your body? There’s a reason for that.

“Your testicles live inside your scrotum . They’re responsible for making sperm. The testicles really do their best making sperm when they’re at slightly  less than body temperature and the sperm totally love being a little cooler than body temperature too , as it keeps them healthy.

“Same thing as when you jump into a pool of cool water, the scrotum shrinks up, pulling those wonderful marbles up close to your body to warm them up a bit. So, not wearing undies allowsyour scrotum to do its job.”

As for men who can’t afford to go commando, what’s the need for wearing Underpants? In fact, is there a need really?

Here’s what men say…

• Underpants prevent my manhood from rubbing on my trousers ’ rough texture and zippers.

• Underpants rein in (literally!) my manhood and prevent it from being embarrassingly visible.

• It prevents the balls from falling out of proportion by arranging them safely under the penis.

• Wearing underpants enable me to tuck the penis in a restful manner atop the balls.

• It prevents the manhood from getting caught in the zippers when you’re zipping up or down.

• Well, no one wants to see a swinging manhood. Or, do you?

• Well, be aware that the penishas a mind of its own! So, in case of accidental discharge when you come across irresistible sight, the mess can be kept under wrap.

.• I don’t want the case of a peeping Tom!• My balls need all the supportthey can get!

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